077 Dodge the Dish Soap

Dodge the disco
Dodge the disco
Wash the dish
And dance like this oh

Kitchen, kitchen, kitchen, kitchen
Kitchen dance
Washing dishes like the pots and pans
Kitchen, kitchen, kitchen, kitchen
Kitchen dance
Washing the dishes while I sing my jam

Singing
Dodge the disco
Dodge the disco
Dodge the disco
Pass the dish soap

Dodge the disco
Dodge the disco
Use your wrist
And scrub like this oh!

Kitchen, kitchen, kitchen, kitchen
Kitchen dance
Doing the dishes with the pots and pans
Kitchen, kitchen, kitchen, kitchen
Kitchen dance
Doing the dishes like da pots and pans

Dodge the disco
Dodge the disco
Please help out
And pass the dish soap

Dodge the disco
Dodge the disco
Use your wrist
And scrub like this oh!

Kitchen, kitchen, kitchen, kitchen
Kitchen dance
Doing the dishes with the pots and pans
Kitchen, kitchen, kitchen, kitchen
Kitchen dance
Sing this jam as you wash, as you wash the pan

Supporting Texts

“If I then, your Lord and Teacher, have washed your feet, you also ought to wash one another’s feet.”
John 13:14 ESV

I have a theory that doing the dishes is about the closest thing we have to footwashing in the modern era.
Is it the same? No.
Is it a way to serve? Yes.
Can we find joy in doing serving? Turn up this beat and try it!!!

Additional Info

Key: Am?
BPM: 120?
Drafted: original draft was around Thanksgiving or Christmas 2023 or 2024 \ Published: 11/26/2025
Written for the joy of playing and dancing with my cousin’s kids!